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Aug. 2nd, 2008 | 04:38 pm

Your Name:
siobhán means perfection. the ultimate in all qualities!gorgeous, sweet, loving, caring, completely wonderful.
"you can't be siobhán! you're not perfect!"
Or
To be cool, calm and collected.
To be a woman of intelleguallity.
To be so very janga.
To be the greatest friend there is.
To be teh highest apple anyone can ever wish for.
To be a very beautiful person: gorgeous looks and amazing personality.
Siobhán is my friend. I'm the lucky one.

How old are you?
The greatest number of all time.

Reasons why: It is...

1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).


One of your friends:
She's a very nice person. And will one day marry jonny depp, (but must share him with her friends carys and anwen) Bethan's favourite food is chocolate, she likes it hot, cold whatever, one day i even heard her saying she took a bath in it! (NOT) If you don't know a bethan, you definately should!
let's make a monument to commemrate our friend bethan, obviously it should be made out of chocolate!



What should you be doing?
Making sure at all times your kids are successfully beaten.
"I once had magical powers, and I wished that my house was larger and considered cooking the television, later I did parenting."



Favourite food:
A favorable turn of events. A unexpectedly fortunate outcome. Pennies from Heaven.
Check out this hot pot. I had just gotten evicted and only had a dollar in my pocket, bought a lotto ticket and won!


Hometown:
Basildon is a town in Essex,

it is widley known as "chav town" as this is where most of the chavs hang around. Basildon has the hightest rate of teeenage pregnacys in the whole of the UK and, not supprisingly, Also has the highest rate or S.T.D's,

However basildon is not ALL bad, there is a small section (st martins square) where the anti-chavs go, all the alternative people, emo, skater, goth, grunge, hardcore and punk population.

Basildon is Located next to billericay and Laindon
A: you going basildon ?
B: screw that, ill get pregnat or beaten by chavs
A: Not a the square you wont.



Last person you talked to on the phone:
A word americans don't know how to spell

Also townies use the phrase 'your mum' as an insult
me: fuck off
Townie: your mum

or
A term that equals mom in british.
Ron Weasley: But mum!

Or
keeping quiet
"mums the word" "keeping mum"

.... okay following points: 1 – I wish I had made my name up! Ego boost! 2 – Almost true about Basildon, except it’s complete posers around St Martins. I’d only go there if I want chavs-in-black to beat me down with the skateboards they can’t ride. And 3 – if me and Chloe say ‘your mum’, does that mean we’re townies?

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